Over 102794
motifake

Bout Demotivational Poster


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


MARRIAGE -




THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am
Those soldiers are from germany btw


40 YEARS LATER -


TAGS: bout time
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - December 22, 2015, 8:01 am
This suits my view of Hanoi Jane proper memorial...though the same sign at the entrance to the head at a dysentery ward would be just about right also.
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)


ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.


TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!


LIFE - Is all about a*s You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it Or simply just being one


TAGS: life is all about ass
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:39 pm
Don't forget sitting around on it or working it off.
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2011, 6:42 am
LOLOLOL! there's that too...
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Don't forget "getting it." Also, thousands of years ago, it was an a** man who first discovered a way a man can have intercourse with a woman with no risk of pregnancy


365 FOOLS -




HEY JACK! - Why So Serious?


TAGS: mr cool is about to loose his
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:33 pm
The Other Poster With this pic is much better, in my opinnion at least.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 12:22 pm
That is the poster number of a poster with the same pic just shopped a bit differently. Use the search tab and plug the number in and hit go and you will see what the mexican is trying to point out.
whatukno - June 24, 2010, 11:45 am
Huh?
agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 9:04 am
#38233


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


LIFE IS A JOURNEY -


TAGS: greeney out and about
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - November 11, 2011, 6:04 pm

ewwwwwwwwww
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:41 pm
BAHAHAHAH!! Dammit, just wasted a beer on my 5creen.
Greeny - November 10, 2011, 7:38 pm
geezus jones - looks like I can't reach the tissue5


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


WOMEN DRIVERS -


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
Brilliant.
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


NOFX, YOU'RE STILL PUNK - Mike and Hefe, Try a Slimfast. Just Cause it's called "Fat Wreck Chords"Is no reason to go all "Elvis the last years" on us


TAGS: talk about creeping out sarah
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by moooooooooooo

TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
"My name is fat mike I'm obsessed with big les*****, I've been a punk rocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat, but that's how I hit'em with a hook or a slice." Funny thing is melvin and smelly are scrawny.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 8:32 pm
NO XL


ALCOHOLISM - The only disease you can get yelled at for having.


TAGS: aggy has an idea about this
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:51 am
Yeah, I suppose if she let you stay this long it's not likely she'll throw you out of her basement now.
Derek - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am
At ~50 - I think not
Claire - July 11, 2010, 2:04 am
I think he'd just get praised for finally having ***. The internet does that to you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Your mom would kick you out?
Derek - July 10, 2010, 11:04 pm
If I came home with an s*d, I'd get more than just yelled at.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:38 am
Empty glasses and bottles are the only reason I'm not an alcoholic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:36 am
He looks sad, I only look that way at an empty glass.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:33 am
Disease? Crap... I thought it was a cure.


BLOOD SPATTER -


TAGS: sorry about babe now where were we
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am

had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5


THE TRUTH -


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?




RECYCLING OPPORTUNISTS -


TAGS: talk about fresh meat
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by culos

Zealot - November 12, 2010, 3:06 pm
I gotta go hug my dog now 1l
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm hungry for Kung Pao. Anyone else? Anyone?
darkxlord - November 12, 2010, 9:46 am
hahaha me likes


COCOA PUFFS -


TAGS: crazy about those cocoa puffs
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:55 am
Take that crap to politifake... commie!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:42 am
must be the republic hacking into the systems again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 1:42 am
*your
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 1:41 am
I' m with Aggy.....stop posting you're cup sizes!!!!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:40 am
the extra stuff at the end of my comments. I do not know I do not type them in they just appear.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:39 am
Yep. I see them as well. WTF?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:36 am
the numbers?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:34 am
Alright you pain in the a** m**********rs... what's with the numbers... I'm not getting it, and I'm quite frankly as annoyed and out of touch as... well, Peter Fonda in On Golden Pond.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:29 am
look that is a trap. Do not do itt=22mit=221
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:09 am
everyone should have learned their lesson when they googled veri knotty
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
It's OK, I warned them for you.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:04 am
i didnt do the search. Having issues posting did not get to warn the fleet.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:59 am
No problem. Let me grab my crowbar.
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:57 am
I've got somethin' in my teeth. Can you get it out for me?
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:54 am
Why, you need to cough up a furball?
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:48 am
I will now refer you to my avatar.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:48 am
Heh, heh.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:47 am
It's a trap! And the admiral is sleeping on the job!
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:47 am
You seem to forget with whom you are dealing. Still a n00b. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
enjoy......... goodnight
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
I refuse to put the word pole in an image search
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
google images for control pole
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:44 am
If 'googling' pole dancers is a job sign me up!
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 12:43 am
hmmmm?????
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:42 am
wow! I googled it and it had many diff things. even pole dancers! I love my job!
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
As if.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:40 am
google control pole for a complete understanding. THIS time it wasnt a rod reference
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:38 am
Monkeylust, you can be sick sometimes.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
that was 10 times better than both of my uses of that pic! 5 control poles!
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
This is great!


I SWEAR TO GOD - If he says "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" one more time while we are on vacation...


TAGS: mrs whipple about to break
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by dca2

ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
Funny as hell!!!


LIFE -




TROLLS -


TAGS: this must be how luke felt when he found out about leia
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
Love it Haar.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
And instead of being virgins, they took them and had their way with them.


EMPTINESS -


TAGS: sorry bout that mr chalmers but the cat has since fessed up
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Sean

5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 2:34 am
The Kraken will only be released in times of extreme strife.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:46 am
OK..OK I'm sorry....just don't sic your sister on me.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:36 am
(sigh) Ok, I guess I have to break out the raccoon with daddy issues that exacerbate the rabies and distemper infections.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:25 am
I see your pit-bull and raise you a 17 year flatulent terrier poodle cross with bad breath and Mommy issues.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:00 am
I see your fugitive pooch and raise you one really vicious Pit
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:37 am
Ok, THAT tears it! Both yous guys take a hoof in the festnairas outta petty cash. Yous nooks has earned it.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:34 am
nearby. I think they are going to catch her in a day it two. Thanks for asking.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:33 am
Not yet, but there is hope. The fugitive pooch's den/base of fugitive pooch operations has been found. My guess is that the search team is getting close to catching her. There is also reason to believe that she had a reliable source of food ...
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 12:28 am
must be all the cats he hangs with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 11:43 pm
Sean has yet to get lucky with the dog. (Pun intended)
5150monkeylove - April 17, 2011, 11:36 pm
Any luck?
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:28 am
Good night Bone. Night night Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:19 am
Well the steakout continues, but my shift is over. Someone else 'll have to unite Chelsea with her owner, who happens to be a little old lady whose husband passed away last year. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:41 am
Touche
spacedog - April 17, 2011, 2:23 am
That would be cannibalism wouldn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:12 am
What kinda steak?...I'm willing to play doggie.....It can't be that cold there.....we're slowly drowning in melt water.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 2:04 am
I got another hour to go on the doggie steakout (the bait really is steak), and it's good to have you around Moooooooooooooooooooooooo, as I slowly freeze to death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:54 am
I'm having a down day, I'm just glad to see old friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:53 am
It was an act of love....you guys are my "rainy day people"...as Mr Lightfoot put it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Cheers! Go python!
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Now that was totally unnotcalled for.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:44 am
I'll take that as a compliment -- as desperate as that makes me look.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:32 am
Did you mean Iphone or python?...I'm voting for python....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:31 am
Sean and Bone on the same day.....My faith is renewed....you guys both suck Hardcore :)
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:58 am
3 hours into my 5 hour shift and no sign of the perp pooch. Ah well ...
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Hey, where was that stray cat when you needed him most, eh? *sigh*
BoneCD - April 17, 2011, 12:39 am
Humane Trap: When my wife got me drunk and stuck me in front of her Rabbi and asked me if I wanted another drink. I said "I do"...and the rest is history.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:43 pm
the stray cat that just sauntered past doesn't set the d*** thing off.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:42 pm
As I type this I am literally on a stakeout. There is a Burnese Mountain dog that ran away from a doggie daycare and has been on the loose for 3 months. I am in a car near a ravine keeping an eye on the (humane) trap. Me and my iPhone are hoping ...
The Goat - October 5, 2009, 6:29 pm
Any reasonably cute Corgi gets an automatic 5 lions from me!
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:03 am
Excellent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:02 am
Mhm. Watching you, son...
Sean - October 5, 2009, 12:01 am
He got a little high on the ol' catnip and admitted the whole d*** thing. Completely volutary.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
A feline fall-guy, Sean? For shame.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
Not really. The cat staged the whole thing. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
You did what you hadda do. 5L


FLAME WARS -




MOUSEKEWITZ - Come On....... You Know You Want To


TAGS: fievel think about the character
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by rerun

Greeny - January 23, 2014, 10:35 pm
bark bark, woof woof woof!
forseti - July 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
sorry everybody (specially DLM4) for being the reason to this discussion. My point of view was hard to get for you. sorry! ;)
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:00 pm

just move on and have fun. That is what this site is about
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:59 am

OK, as you can see on the comments I made on your posters, there are several ways to take almost any poster here. While your opinion is yours, where you got derailed is when Iceman told you I was Jewish and you continued on about racism. It's over, lets
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:55 am
I got it.
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:55 am
resulting in them jumping to the wrong conclusions. i am sorry that i jumped to the wrong conclusion and implied that you were a racist. so once again, sorry.
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:53 am
considering i rarely operate on this site, have fun watching my inactivity. also, i wasn't calling you a racist, i was calling your poster offensive. and if a poster requires research to understand the joke, then it will likely go over most people's heads
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:51 am

I will drink to that
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:50 am
L'chaim!
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:46 am

PM's that he and I have traded between us. A Jew making a poster about Jews does not equate to racism, however your comments do give me a clear line on how you think....and that you bear watching on this site.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:44 am

@DLM$ - This is a cartoon character made popular in movies. His name is Fievel Mousekewitz. It is not racist in any way, fashion or form. Maybe you should do a little research before you label somebody a racist. Forseti was making a joke based on
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:32 am
simply because he is jewish doesn't change that this poster is racist against other jews
ICEMAN - July 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Rerun is of the Jewish faith so, once again, how is this racist?
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:18 am
it is a play off of Auschwitz, a German concentration death camp in WWII. so it is racist against those of the Jewish faith.
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 8:24 am
Racist? How do you figure?
forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:51 am
pixelated and racist... but a moderator. ;)


NOT TO SOUND SELFISH - but, it's all about me




I'LL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - About encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.


TAGS: about encouraging thinking outside the box
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:24 am
All input is good input, in it's pure form.


HYPOCHONDRIA -


TAGS: now about that service fee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:41 pm
Omfg this is too brilliant.
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Thanks, SD.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 7:33 pm
You do d*** fine work Haarakkon.


MOTIFAKE -




heard what happ--- -




GOT AN ID? - About what?




Google maps -




EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


HERO -


TAGS: charles ramsey forget abouthis past
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:13 am
Not Wrong... Just Unexpected...
tellitlikeitis - May 10, 2013, 7:59 pm
I know... totally awesome. Thank god for good people still in left in this world!
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
He didn't even want the reward that was out for two of the girls. Saying that he already has a paycheck, he asked that the reward be given to the girls.


ADVICE -


TAGS: show them about regret
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
5ad but true.
ohhai - May 30, 2011, 2:36 am
oh hai


BIFROST BRIDGE -




MARE - Some days they too don't know what to do with their hair.




ACME -


TAGS: it is about time
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Arnaldo - December 17, 2009, 3:52 pm
Now THAT'S fast food
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 4:47 pm
Nuuu my childhood!


WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Who's a good puppy puppy? You're a good puppy puppy




ME? - I'm making Motifakes! The most effective form of protest.


TAGS: what about you
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:13 am
WHOOPS! Sorry, I forgot about Politifake.
agdaniele - March 10, 2011, 9:52 pm
Next stop: religious civil war.
rerun - March 10, 2011, 6:17 pm

should be on politifake
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 6:11 pm
Not sure why you responded twice, since you can only be killed once... It's generally how it works. But I would like to be killed by a truly superb b******. Yourself?
jesseribaudo - March 10, 2011, 3:51 pm
what would you lke to be killed with ''ja****s''
jesseribaudo - March 10, 2011, 3:50 pm
what would you liked to be killedwith ''ja****s''!!!!!!!!!!
Zook - March 10, 2011, 2:49 pm
I'd rather be killing hippies.


SAFETY FIRST -




FORTUNE TELLER -




ENVY - It's Lurking Again!




THINKING ABOUT YOU -


TAGS: think about you get me
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by caveman

Greeny - November 17, 2011, 6:44 am
Turn around and no one is there - the see saw effect


YAWN OF DOOM -


TAGS: my wife tells me about her dreams every freakin day
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Sean

Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 10:29 pm
I second both previous comments...
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
not enough Sean around here lately. 5/5 plus pure amsome.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:45 pm
Seedlings, take notes... fave this, and review it when you consider submitting motifakes.


GOOD MOTIFAKES TAKE TIME -


TAGS: you can t think about your idea long enough
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:35 am
Too true! Also try not using pictures that are already a joke.


ONE MORNING - I woke up and went downstairs to find that my girlfriend had made eggs. So we cooked them.


TAGS: eggs think about it
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by NumberXIII

NumberXIII - January 26, 2012, 10:52 am
Ha! Yeah, that would've been better... Maybe I'll do another with that one in the far future. You think Rerun would catch it?
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:05 am
with 'woman lay eggs, I got this one : http://www.danacentre.org.uk/events/2005/09/29/3. a pregnant woman does it too. a funny pic with and egg, not jut an egg ! good poster anyway
NumberXIII - January 25, 2012, 10:55 pm
All I could think to search for was eggs. What would you have put on there? No hostility, just curious
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:32 pm
I like this one, the quote is funny, but you could have searched a better picture


HOME -




PRIVATE INFERNO -




SUNDAY - Us. You. What's up?


TAGS: i must admit i actually give a puck about the outcome
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

CANADA - February 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
It dont matter because Canada is going to win gold
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 10:08 pm
lot smack being laid down
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Doh, just found the forum thread.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:38 pm
I'm not sure what you mean GS. Just the avatar or (dun Dun DUN!) passwords?
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
I propose a friendly wager against my esteemed Canadian counterparts. The Bet?? your avatar for one week.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:46 pm
Wow, Canada. Good link. Seeing how I don't have 18 grand just lying around, I think I might just catch the game on NBC.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:41 pm
So since the last time I talked to any of youz, NIK entered a contest with the Flyers and frickin won two tix to the Winter Classic. Amsome can't even describe how sweet that experience was.
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:39 pm
hey Vegie look here....http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/tix/1608470716.html
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:38 pm
It's soooooo on!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
ya, as a team they didn't play so well last night. but there was almost a couple of fights. SUI was playing kinda dirty
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
I'm by no means a big hockey fanatic, but I read that scalpers are looking for upward of $2K per ticket for this game. Jesus Christ...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
Still haven't seen a game yet. Caught the last 3 min of the last one. Hey wasn't the team that took you guys to OT, the one we beat 5-1 or there aboot?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heatley played well too
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Flippin sid. Hate that lil somb****!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
he won that shootout
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
Sid the Kid has me a lotta bit worried...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
You were about to say that by the end of the game you can just go ahead and cover that face in stars and stripes?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Like you guys stand a chance. you have the same coach as the Maple leafs
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
LOL! I was about to say...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:16 pm
I'm a little slow.....got reading the comments before I actually read the poster....
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sunday is when it's really on!! Hockey night!!! And it's gonna be a good one! US and Canada.....
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
Canada ain't gonna do shiot except get smashed on their home turf!!!!!!!!!!!!*Throws arms up* WHAT? WHAT?!!!!
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hell yeah, Faceplant! Anybody else down for some sh*t talking through the weekend? (go USA)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm
Canada is going down! Yea, thems be fighting words!


TIMING -


TAGS: what about the early worm
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - December 1, 2009, 9:14 am
Thees cat, he's not so smart I theenks
culos - December 1, 2009, 8:57 am
"¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!"
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 8:20 am
Feel free to correct my spelling. I've forgotten almost everything I learned in Spanish class. (What I do remember would get my face slapped. Hard.)
culos - December 1, 2009, 7:49 am
Fingers are itching but I won't play spelling Nazi :-) I had the same "speedy gonzalez' connection btw.
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 7:45 am
When I saw the picture, the first thing that came to mind was: "Eepa! Eepa! Endale! Endale! ARRIBA!!!"
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
Awesome! I give it 5 cheesy mice!


YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


AIRMAN -




POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick.


TAGS: talk about kicking a dead horse how long ago was the election
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 8:51 pm
so long as they stay at the "Soapbox Derby site" aka politifake, we wont have to resort to this
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
Rhubarb
WTFO - August 25, 2009, 3:50 am
Definitely, low class. 1 lion. no rant.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:16 am
move to Hamilton as rumored. It looks like the same guy that was trying to move the Pens a few years ago is determined to move a team there to Hamilton.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:15 am
Just wanted to quickly make that point. Now.... back to hockey. Yeah, I see your point about the T Birds.But to me Seattle seemed like a good place to put a team back there at first thought. Perhaps not. In the meantime; I wonder if the Coyotes are gonna
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:13 am
And not that I want to take the subject of discussion away from hockey; but if people started discussing Canadian politics; I would listen and learn, as I know what's going on north of the border is a subject I'm weak on. I wouldn't mind it at all.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:51 am
Nah, I'm not quite that old. And the T-birds weren't exactly selling out every night.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:44 am
Personally I think Seattle should get another chance at having a major league team. Remember the Metropolitans?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:36 am
No. I love the WHL, but the Hitmen weren't even a team when I was attending games in Seattle.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:35 am
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Luongo holds up... Vancouver does a great job of ruining promising talent.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Noooo can't stand any Buffalo team.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Over there in Flames country; ever happen to catch a Calgary Hitmen game?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:33 am
Not a Sabres guy, either? Geez.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
But I will give you that Roberto Luongo is one of the best goalies in the league today.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
I was fond of the lovable/laughable Whalers, too. And Winnipeg. I can't feel good about rooting for any team that relocates (Calgary included), though.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:31 am
In the meantime I began began to heavily lean toward the Washington Capitols (surprise.)
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:30 am
As much as i would love to also plead the fifth; I was a huge Hartford Whalers fan until they moved. I root for the Canes on occasion (was glad they won the Cup in '06); but it's not the same to me.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:27 am
You? Leafs?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:26 am
I'm in Flames country, but still have a soft spot for the Canuckleheads.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:25 am
Does pleading the Fifth Amendment count in Canada?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
And we're discussing generalities, not whether a Conservative Botswanian Ebola virus is more fit to govern than a Liberal Mauritanian Tse-Tse fly.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
So Haar you mentioned you went to the Canucks v Maple Leafs game back in '94. What would your favorite hockey team be?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:19 am
I have no plan to implement. There are only geographical commonalities that should be honored. Many of us in various regions have similar economic interests. I'll guarantee I've more in common with the average Albertan than with the average Pennsylvanian
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:09 am
Even though yes I did actually get into the discussion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:08 am
Obviously I got that. Don't even recognize when the tactic you discuss is used, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 4:04 am
It's only a political discussion because you completely missed Haarakkon's point Paul. Nobody actually wanted to talk Canadian politics. You sure need a lot explained to you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:03 am
And Moooooooooooooooooooo when I'm talking politics and when I'm joking should be obvious; if you can't tell the difference that that's your problem. And if you hate me just because I talk politics than fine. Like I said that reflects on you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:00 am
Well it wasn't my idea to talk Canadian politics. How ironic that an anti political Motifake resulted in a political discussion. And BTW this poster is already #21 in most comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:55 am
snore.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:54 am
And in your ideal subdividing of North America would there be a sovereign government over it all? Or would the subdivided geopolitical areas have political independence? And would your plan involve relocation of citizens?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:36 am
Having visited Vancouver ('94 playoffs, smiefinals against Toronto) and lived in Seattle, there were more common interests regardless of border than there were with an East Coaster. Same here with Alberta. And Newfies and Down Easters.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Night Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
BTW in that case you should be forced to learn Mexican....can you say " wanna buy some oranges mister"
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Careful, Moo+. Sounds cliqueish. PKP, my honest opinion on the territorial pissing match is that we ought to subdivide North America into geopolitical regions.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Why would anybody want to talk aboot that on a comedy site PKP??? Thats the fundamental question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am
On that retarded note I'm going to bed...and no one has to strap me in like at PKP's "house.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:30 am
And Haarakkon I agreed with you on that point the last time you brought it up. Just that being an American I naturally gravitate towards American politics. So, tell me your opinion on NAFTA, or whether Canadian citizens should be made to learn French?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:29 am
I have no idea what PKP is whining aboot now.....Spacedog Eh? cool.....MrRandom is alright nuy me......So what does that say aboot the percentage of Canadians on Moti.....WE f***ing Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
And Sean I just LOVED how you stereotyped all town hall attendees who voiced an opinion an Obamacare as all being "cranky old angly white folks".
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
My point to PKP would be that Albertan politics would be about as interesting to him as most of the American politics are to the rest of us.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
I can actually see the hat if I lean back in my chair.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
Oh, no kidding!!! Cool! Spacedog is, too.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Joe the plumber was a guest on the daily show. THAT is seeking attention.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh no I made a spelling error!! *screams* Who hasn't?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Canadian politics is every bit as interesting as American politics. We are just too polite to make a big whiny deal out of it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Mr Random is an Albertan....he probably wears a cowboy hat.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
How is that "seeking attention"?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
No, Joe the Plumber did NOT "seek the spotlight". He was a normal citizen who asked a Presidential candidate a question when Obama came down his street and then he happened to have his name mentioned by both McCain and Obama in the debate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
You're a sad debater Paul. I suggest getting off the net and spending more time with your speak and spell.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
This one time at writers camp...paul stuck a flute up his p****.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
Dalton McGuinty doesn't even have his wife's pic on the website. Is he? NVM. Marie Stelmach, now - oops, no Albertans on. Anyhoo... Canada - the only country in the world where you can get a pamphlet on Federal/Provincial relations at the airport.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Ooooh, this one lady. Arguing by anecdote. Wow, how persuasive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Gst...even.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
And Joe the P. sought the spotlight. Courted it, no? Made himself a public figure. His problem he had skeletons in his closet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
I don't even worry aboot the GTST...I adressed that years ago when it was instituted.....Party Quebecois We just ignore that BS..The only thing the Quebecois inherited from their homeland is the arrogance.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
seeking to own*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
Joe the Plumber WAS an entrepreneur. He was seeking to but his won company; hence the point of and reason for his original question to Obama!!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
What!!! Merging the taxes!!! I gotta go make a poster!!! Those bastards won't get away with this!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
I can do.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Watch American news, Sean. They had this one lady who was harassed in her own home and called a racist just because she voiced her opinion to Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. But if you are gonna be in denial of the facts the there's nothing
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Joe the Plumber put himself out there as an entrepeneur, OR his GOP sponsors played him up as such. What was revealed by journalists was the simple truth. It was true, wasn't it? Since when are we all to be shileded from the truth? Accountability, no?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:16 am
"Two sales taxes merged into one. Right now, you go shopping, you pay 5% GST and 8% PST. Starting July 1, 2010, you'll only see the single sales tax – 13%." No room for controversy there.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
joe the who? he's not Canadian! Stay on topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
You do it all the time...You make boring political comments, Then claim to be "just making a joke" It's bobvious that you don't want to be hated....so ...just keep the political **** to yourself. You know what I'm talking aboot...don't even deny it.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Bull****, Paul. They are cranky old angly white folks who have got theres. No one is harassing them. You are making that crap up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
plumbing license yet.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
Harper? Is that his name? I should write that down somewhere.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
f***, look at that poor guy Joe The Plumber. Asked Obama one question and they dug all into his private life and called him a "liar" on television by claiming he's not a plumber just because he WORKED FOR another plumber and had not yet received his own
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
Wait a minute! How dare you suggest that Haar. canadian politics is wayyy more exciting than your stuff. Why just the other day, Prime Minister Harper stood up in Parliament to prop- *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
So you're telling me that Parti Quebecois is playing nicely?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
What am I backpeddling from Moooooooooooooooooooo?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
"Propelled by an unmistakable spirit of innovation and possibility, Manitoba businesses are capitalizing on our highly skilled workforce, un***ped renewable energy potential, dynamic economy and low Hydro electric rates to reach their fullest potential."
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
It's not reverse psychology. It is the way it is. The people protesting Obamacare at the town hall meetings across the nation; they're harassed, receive threatening phone calls, are called racists; just for voicing a responsible opinion as citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
Canadian politics are simple...No backbiting, slander, Outright lies.....We're just relaxed that way.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:10 am
Okay, good, Moo. Hey, how about that Gary Doer? Or is it Don'ter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
I've said it before....PKP is an expert backpedaller. No one's gonna fall for it here Paul. Your Politibuddy tries it all the time.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
Nothing new under the Sun, is the problem with the politics. How boring would it be to have to figure out the sides in a Canadian political debate? Maybe that's an idea for my neighbors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:07 am
I talk to him every day in PM's Haar....he's good. Just waiting for the tide to break IMO.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Sure Paul. I always fall for reverse psychology. Guess I better leave you alone now. My efforts seem to have been counter-productive. Dammit. Outsmarted by a 14 year old Norwegian Bjorn fan. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Heh, really. Great pic. Has anyone heard from Agd in the last 5 days?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
You haven't made a joke in well.....forever, Paul.....that's why everyone dislikes you.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Thanks Haar! I have no idea where the inspiration came from.....
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
That was funny, Sean.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Did that last bit on porpoise.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
BTW, TTH, very nice sentiment and nicely done on the poster.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
You're entitled to your opinion; Sean. People voicing their opinion and speaking in a responsible manner are often targeted. It's part of the game; it's the way it is. It may even be a sign that I'm on the right track.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
*acting (dammit!)
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
See that? Nailed mine on the FIRST take. Ha! That's atcing!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm ready to Pon Farr like a Vulcan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
T's are important as well.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
Careful Sean the viking's back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Up late eh Haar? Don't you vikings go into a trance like Klingons?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
oops *ducks a little*
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Take 2: You just had to go there, didn't you, Sean... (Spaces, they're THAT important.)
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:59 am
You just had to got here, didn't you, Sean...
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Hell I'm starting to doubt that you are even American, Paul. I'm now guessing Norwegian. There's a certain sort of vulnerability there that suggests some familiarity with fjords, and Bjorn music.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:53 am
Is it intentional irony that most of the things the right is dinging Obama for are the SAME things - or types of things - that the left dinged Bush for? Bailouts, Foreign Etiquette Faux Pas, etc.?? Or is it all just poor memory?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:51 am
You come across as young and dumb Paul. I don't honestly care how old you are or aren't. Or how many arguments you've won against your little sister.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:50 am
Well then maybe since nobody will buy your writing, you should start a political website. You could make posters that aren't funny and then blather on and on about them without interruption.


VANILLA ICE -


TAGS: what you talkin about willis
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
just looking at that kid makes me smile


nonsensical nonsense #6 -




Food For Thought -


TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.


in pamplona -




up & anatomy -




*Ya-a-a-a-wn* -




Ladies, ladies -




The bird is the word -


TAGS: bird is the word tell me have you heard about the word surfin bird march calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - March 14, 2014, 8:50 pm
Mind to self; getting crowded in here. Find Sly, cut him.
Silverheart - March 14, 2014, 8:37 pm

Oo mow mow, poppa ooma mow mow, poppa ooma mow mow...
GaryO - March 14, 2014, 7:41 pm
Well…Sly...thanks to you and these other degenerates that commented, my mind now has a play mate.
Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:33 pm
Actually sang that to the class about my third day in. The kids (and my aides) laughed heartily. As an added bonus, now that they know I'm insane, they don't cause many problems.
Reality Lord - March 14, 2014, 3:56 pm

BA-BA-BA-BA BIRD BIRD BIRD. BIRD IS THE WORD


STANDING TALL -


TAGS: oh wait wrong era how about everybody was kung fu fightin
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - May 21, 2010, 2:40 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:28 pm
Love it!
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:39 pm
What ever happen to one is the loneliest number, eh. 5 Poodles


TRAGEDY -


TAGS: uh yeah about that
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - June 30, 2010, 6:46 pm
Superb! 5L
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:07 am
Hall of fame!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:28 am
Your stuff is the **** Haar and you know it. Enough with the false modesty! XD
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:27 am
LMAO @ TTH!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
T'ain't necessarily so, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
That was a "crude" comment Moooooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
Much like when I first cam here and tried hard to emulate Sean's stuff.... nothing was more frustrating than when Haar came in brand new, firing off amazing work. I had to come to grips with the fact that I'm in the basement of the wannabe smart guys.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
Nowadays? I'm trying to pattern myself after "Seldom Seen Smith" in Abbey's "Monkey Wrench Gang". Or do you mean it's a lost cause in the summer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
That chicken is gonna make a right mess of my BBQ.....5L.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:24 am
I hate it cause his stuff is so much better than mine!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:23 am
I love when Haar comes through and helps boost the site's integrity. Although nowadays....


JUDGEMENTAL PARADOX -




REJECTION -


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


MY GOOSE IS COOKED! -


TAGS: how about you
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 17, 2010, 12:41 am
Face has the best chances I guess. Many slower co workers and a telephon to call some more. On the other hand after a while they will be eaten. And the ammo will be exhausted. So in the end I would prefer TTH's bag to met my fate calmly. :)
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:50 pm
Ether and chicken wire. Nothing fancy.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:47 pm
I bet duct ***e! And some rope, zip ties, garbage bags, bowsaw, and a cookiejar full of rohypnol. All that in a duffel bag right next to ya eh Aggy?
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:38 pm
Duct ***e. There better be some cute, but feisty zombies.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
Bag of weed. I may not even notice the zombie apocalypse.
Untamedfifty - September 16, 2010, 8:06 pm
gun rack on the wall with a sh**gun a smith and wesson .40 and two fishing rods on it which to pick........
shannon21 - September 16, 2010, 6:59 pm
awesome! i am in luck, it is a the sword from braveheart
Sound - September 16, 2010, 6:21 pm
my open door... why can't it be to the right, I have a machete there
Airman - September 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
perfect pixelation..
Derek - September 16, 2010, 6:01 pm
A scanner. Perhaps if I print a series of pictures of brains to act as decoys?
Reality Lord - September 16, 2010, 5:28 pm

double barrel sh**gun...i take zombies seriously...lived with one for ten years...lol
tryal - September 16, 2010, 4:58 pm
2 hole punch, im at work
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 4:13 pm
good call admiral. I have a bunch of co workers that i know i can out run!
mathewloki - September 16, 2010, 4:13 pm
ma tv awesome mabe we can go wach some tv with them prolly they like soccer
AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 3:55 pm
if you wife is to your left, you will get a head start
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 3:49 pm
ROR! I have a telephone at the moment. I might be cool for one or two of them f*ckers but that is about it.


GIANT ROBO-LINCOLN - The REAL reason why the south lost the Civil War.


TAGS: my friend and i have this long running joke about a robot lincoln
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Chrysophase2003 - June 13, 2012, 8:58 pm
Look out for Mecha-Booth!


Men must be Men -


TAGS: men joking about themselves is attractive according to survey
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by motifayk

EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2013, 11:15 am
"...for, according to our mother, you're our father, and that's good enough for us."


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: lasted for about half of a cave
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:28 am
I lol'd! I like the j******t poster on the far left, and the LOLCATS one on the right! Good stuff! And I see CUbby's a Centered, as they should be! 5 Sabertooth-Lions
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:21 am
oh, 5L. ;)
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:20 am
You did it wrong... there should have been something about ****ting prehistoric bricks, too.


SEAN -




GREETINGS -


TAGS: theres a song about john belushi with the lyric some goodbyes never end
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - May 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
Beautiful and very true. When a cat says good-bye, you'll find it in your shoe. 5Ls.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:18 am
Another heart wrencher... 5Long goodbyes


Delicate Balance -




BED - Weekday morning when you have to get up for work: the most cosy, comfortable, and wonderful place in the known universe. Weekend morning when the day is your own: meh.




I'M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR -


TAGS: there s something about mary south pacific cameron diaz
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:17 pm
Bingo! Good'n Cynic
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:23 pm

OMG!~~Started the day with a blood draw at the lab and a visit with the doc~~and things went downhill from there. Thanks for the HUGE 5L laugh!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Some reason, do the 'do pops into my mind. 5L giggle, thanks!
PapaFox - July 9, 2013, 8:13 am
Great for a morning LOL! :-D


NEW HORIZON -




Hello Kids -




SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT BIEBER -




IRONY -


TAGS: you know what this is about
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:15 am
1L...because I can...and there's nothing you can do aboot it.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:44 pm
This is.... perfection.
lesterinside - January 24, 2010, 7:40 pm
LOL. A product committing Suicide....
sickartist - January 24, 2010, 7:07 pm
5L even if you are mocking an amsome candy
Claire - January 24, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome work. They're also milk balls, as in someone who would milk a "whopper" as long as they could.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:26 pm
Epic!!! 5L.
spacedog - January 24, 2010, 6:22 pm
LMAO! 5Ls.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:14 pm
I vote Whoppers...5/5


BLUE -


TAGS: think about it blue
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:46 am
I’m partially color blind, soooooo…… yeah…
Bull - June 5, 2012, 11:02 pm
crap .. does that mean I gotta start playing skin flutes? The wife's gonna be p*ssed!
fan4camping - June 5, 2012, 7:57 pm
Bull, it's a trap! Sorry, I was too late, you're confused.
Bull - June 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
I don't get it ...


IF YOU THROW LIKE THIS - a hat is the least of your worries




FORGET LENO -


TAGS: much ado about nothing johnny was better
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Yes yes yes yes.... a thousand times yes!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 6:21 pm

what, you don't like my "movies" now? Ah, I remember, they were evidence....never mind
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I'd really prefer not to have to see anything ReRun is showing, thank you very much. 5L
Who Cares? - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I don't think I've watched an entire Tonight Show since Carson left.


NEW RELIGION - I dunno... there's something Goofy about it...




BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: finally an avatar reference thats not regarding a movie about blue people
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
It's a good one Pro.
Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
@Spacedog: Speaking of tomorrow's mod "tribute" day, this one's my personal favorite.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:28 pm
Cowboys have a few of tough teams coming up on their schedule. Hopefully they'll be good games.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:25 pm
Naturally, I'm a Cowboys fan... and I've never been more nervous about a game as I am about Saturday's.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
They couldn't hold onto the friggin' ball.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
The 49er's defense played well on Monday, but if the Card's had played like they normally do... could have been a very different game.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh hell yeah the Budweisers I inhaled on Monday were free of charge, too. Believe it or not, there are a ton of 49ers fans in Texas and I ended up partying with them. So lame, but the beer was delicious.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:06 pm
That's cool. I got...well not fall down drunk, but my wife had to drive us home from her company Christmas party. I can drink a few Guinness when someone else is paying. Ha.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:57 pm
@Spacedog: I had to switch posters so I can get Aggy's attention when he arrives... Beer sounds good, btw. I got completely trashed on Monday night.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Apology accepted.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Grrr. Fine. Just for that, I won't wire the truck battery to this North American Longhair after the Nair treatments.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am
Sorry, Zed... didn't mean to call you sanitized.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am
I don't have to... I'ms a Moderator!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Sanity? HEY! You take that back!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Finally... a voice of sanity!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Tell me about it. You have no idea how hard is is to find "Dolphin Non-safe" tuna. Folks look at you funny when you ask for it in the grocery store.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:00 am
d*** tree-hugging, tie-dye bandana'd, friendship bracelet, birkenstock wearin', dolphin-safe hippies.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:56 pm
Greenpeace insisted. The whales have enough to contend with these days. they don't need an "aggatross" hangin' 'round their necks.
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Why was the whale tail shopped out?
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Funny...he usually leaves those on Moo+ night stand...5 drunkin' poodles
Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 6:14 pm
LOL Sean... I'm just waiting on Aggy to comment on the poster so we can appreciate the striking resemblance side-by-side.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 6:07 pm
Oh that Aggatha.
omnia - December 7, 2009, 8:50 am
i don't see any reference
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:08 am
It's as if Veggie has known Aggy all his life...5L!
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:07 am
Actually I think it explains the wig and perfume perfectly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 6:51 am
Epic! 5.


BOVEE TRIBUTE DAY -




YEAH I HAVE TO WIND IT UP... SO? - At least I don't have to worry about power surges...


TAGS: at least i don t have to worry about power surges
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Chef

migdal - September 11, 2010, 3:10 pm
Perfect


YEP. THAT'S ME. "VEGGIE." - I was trying to show you my new adorable baby poultry-shaped fridge magnet on my dry erase board, but I accidentally sat in front of it, so um... ...anyway, Happy Hanukkah.


TAGS: hanukkah assignment hell i don t even know anything about kwanzaa let alone this holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:55 am
5 lions....Happy Kwanzaa.


A NICE WARM BATH -


TAGS: forgot about the oceans
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Derek

Derek - March 23, 2010, 5:05 pm
Children please! It's my fault. I should have posted this 8 days ago.
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
Leave it to you to shut the f*** up.
crankyhead - March 23, 2010, 4:22 pm
Leave it to a moderator to not know the difference between french and latin...
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 9:06 am
Oh, look. My mistake. Sorry. Sorry, everybody! Go about your day.
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 9:05 am
I guess it's hard to make accents...
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 9:02 am
Must not... French spelling nazi... RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race.


TAGS: the more things change the more sean whines about it in his motifakes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:22 pm
I'm sure the tree branches also were stuck in this timewarp... as they have not changed shape, direction or size in 55 years.. f***ing amazing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 6, 2009, 12:23 am
5 Lions with fierce roars and huge nards! Great one, Briton!


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE